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Welcome to the world of Kellémon, a special place where people just like you train to become the number-one Kellémon Master in the world! But what is a Kellémon, you ask? "Kellémon are incredible creatures fashioned after breakfast cereal characters that share the world with humans. There are currently 150 documented species of Kellémon and your incredible task is to capture, train, and fight with all of them! It's not easy, but once you get the hang of it, you'll know exactly which Kellémon to choose for a battle.

Some of the featured characters include

Cornhole the Rooster: When he reaches Level 10, he will evolve into the much more powerful free-range chicken with the capacity to learn such attacks as Power Pecker and the Chicken McKnuckle.

 
Touché Sam: Lacks ground attack abilities, but his power to lead children to bowls of cereal makes him difficult to capture. He will evolve into a communist freedom-fighting guerilla at level 16.   Dick'Em: a cracked out street frog with a penchant for smackin' hoes. Stronger than he looks!

 
The Snapped, CrackHead, and Big Pops Posse: Because they are a group of three they open up a big can of whoop-ass! The Posse has special powers related to their meth-lab cooking skills. Don't mess with this crew!  

Last but not least, Antonio the Tiger (who, in this version of the game is a violent alcoholic barrio tiger) just maims other characters and drinks their blood as part of a bizarre Satanic ritual. He hails from the mean streets of Oak-town.

On your way to the top, you'll perfect your skills by using your Kellémon to fight against other Kellémon trainers. Carry your Kellémon with you, and you're ready for anything!

A rain of shit is a comin' down!! Watch for Kellémon at a hobby shop near you!

 

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