|
TRUE STATS: EASYMIDGET'S REFERRAL KEYWORDS
Many companies give thousands of dollars to marketing companies in order
to position themselves higher on search engine rankings by paying to be
associated with certain keywords. We, at EasyMidget do it the old fashioned
way, and it pays off. Without even spending a cent on a marketing campaign
we were able to draw massive traffic to our site. With the aid of WebTrends,
the industry standard web statistics reporting software, we were able
to define the 20 most popular phrases that people found us under on search
engines during July 18 - 24.
editor's note: (This is fucking TRUE, which makes it even funnier.)
| 1. |
mexican hookers |
9.83% |
| 2. |
goat fucking |
6.55% |
| 3. |
best fucking photo |
6.55% |
| 4. |
hillbilly photos |
3.27% |
| 5. |
women in prison movies |
3.27% |
| 6. |
violent alcoholics |
1.63% |
| 7. |
pimped out camaros |
1.63% |
| 8. |
midget funny |
1.63% |
| 9. |
dumb and dumber divx |
1.63% |
| 10. |
fucking photo |
1.63% |
| 11. |
movies with group shower scenes |
1.63% |
| 12. |
lesbian prison movies |
1.63% |
| 13. |
ali download divx |
1.63% |
| 14. |
ali divx download |
1.63% |
| 15. |
prison spankings |
1.63% |
| 16. |
look at my small tits |
1.63% |
| 17. |
ali america |
1.63% |
| 18. |
hillbilly stuff |
1.63% |
| 19. |
ali divx |
1.63% |
| 20. |
jackass divx download |
1.63% |
Next month we aim to coax random surfers in with such phrases as "retarded
basement hostage", "drunk bus driver sex orgy", and "Neil
Diamond love poem"
We are proud to have raised our publication to these self-evident standards
of journalism. Look out Webby Award!
|
DISCLAIMER: Easy Midget hereby expressly disclaims any implied
warranties imputed by the laws of any jurisdiction. We consider ourselves and
intend to be subject to the jurisdiction only of the courts of the state of
Karnataka, India. If you are dissatisfied with this site or with any terms,
conditions, rules, policies, guidelines or practices herein, kindly piss off.
Easy Midget exists to serve Easy Midget. Easy Midget is expressly NOT concerned
with your satisfaction. Easy Midget is not responsible for any errors, omissions
or representations on any of our pages or on any links on any of our pages.
Nor does EasyMidget warrant that the use of this information is free of any
claims of copyright infringement. In short, EasyMidget is responsible for exactly
jack shit.