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PHOTO CONTEST WINNERS

Well, it's official. Our Goat-Fucking Hillbilly Photo Contest was a smash! Thanks to all who entered. Just to recap, the qualifications for entry were that you had to capture a hillbilly tending to his flock of goats with his manhood. Lets just say for these hillbillies, its like a petting zoo with heavy petting. We literally had thousands of entries, but alas we can only publish the best five of them because we only read seven.

It was definitely a difficult decision, but in the end we just picked these top winners:

5. "Making Moonshine The Old-fashioned Way" by Buford Spivey; Frankfurt, KY

4. "Sheep Wheelbarrow" by Bubba Sneed, Jr.; Leesburg, West Virginia

3. "Goat-Sex Crossing" by Brett Boone; Seattle, Washington

2. "The General Lee Rides Again" by Peyton Coltrain; Oakridge, Tennessee

And the number one Hillbilly Goat-Fucking Photo is...

1. "Unchained Melody: Man And Goat" by Kenny-Wayne Dixon; Yazoo City, Mississippi

We chose this one as the winner because of its unabashed realism. In a brazen "show us, don't tell us" approach at Appalachian Bestiality, Mr. Dixon has taken this milieu to an Olympian level, clearly gaining the type of respect that Robert Maplethorpe commands in the world of Photography. And for that, he will receive the paramount of prizes: an EasyMidget T-shirt

Again, congratulations to all the winners!

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