DOG POOP GRAFFITI
by Leonard

	Me sitting next to my best piece. Unfortunately it washed away in the rain on Tuesday.

Yo I used to use spray paint and shit when I went taggin'. I'd have to sneak into the hardware store and steal paint and shit and then run from the cops and then hide in the bushes and act all cool at 3 AM before I'd spray on walls and shit. Fuck that shit, know what I'm sayin? Yeah, I don't use that paint stuff no more. Now I use dog turd.

Man, that shit is the bomb. My friend Ralphie's got like 6 pitbulls so I just went over there with my backpack and loaded all that dirty shit in... Man I don't even have to wait till its dark no more, I just find a clean wall and go to town rubbin' my poop all over it. I used to write my name and shit but then I was like "fuck it" so I just started smearing it on the walls cause it felt good and I liked the smell. I like breathing in the vapors - it lets me get all creative n' shit. When I'm doing it I kind of feel like I'm making an adobe house or something and when people see me they're like "whoa, that guys spreading shit all over that building." It makes me feel good, know what I'm sayin?

Yo its hard to get the curves straight when you draw with poop, know what I'm sayin?

Its funny because as soon as I started using dog poo neighbors started saying "hi" to me and that bitch Sally in apartment 6G wants me now. I am the man! Yo who cares if you smell like shit, this stuff is off da hook! The only thing is this other punk-bitch on my block started doing it too to be cool like me.

There's always some fool that knows how to ruin a good time, know what I'm sayin? Its like the stuff he does doesn't even hold a candle to my shit. I mean you might as well give a retarded kid a bucket of poop and a blank wall and tell him to go to town. Fuck that shit... I think I'm gonna kill that mothafucka tonight.

Hey see you fools later.