These days, the clouds aren't just dirty from pollution.

	Nobody knows why clouds have been so obscene lately. Here a giant nose is being picked.

In an inexplicable recent phenomena, clouds have been combining into obscene formations over the skies of Arizona. No one knows why this is happening, but it sure is naughty! For instance, the other day around noon, some cirrus clouds assembled to form a giant nose being picked by a finger. Are you blushing yet?

Most people are outraged that Mother Nature would have such wanton disregard for our sense of decency. Offended environmentalists are switching ranks by the thousands every day and joining the likes of oil exploration teams at Exxon and Chevron. "After all we did for nature - we get this! Its outrageous!"

Yet even after all this public outrage, the offensive formations continue. On Friday, if you looked up you couldn't help but notice the fluffy white pair of woman's breasts. Later on - an erect penis, and even raunchier still - spelling out the word "Poop".

Is this a strange coincidence or what? Pundits are saying this is really just a cyclical trend in meteorology that's been going on since the dawn of time and its purely coincidental. "I once saw a cloud that looked like a vulva and it was pretty funny let me tell you. I don't see what the big deal is."

Will it be raining milk? The recent stint of obscene clouds is raising some eyebrows.

Scientists, on the other hand have a more explicable explanation: They think the clouds are just getting a little retaliation for all the attention the sun gets. "Everyone talks about the sun. No one hangs out at the beach to get some clouds if you know what I'm saying... they're a little pissed off. We should probably pray to the cloud god so that all this stuff stops happening and I can get back to eating my lunch in peace."

Daydreamers are flat-out pissed off about the lewd cloud formations. "I can't use my imagination anymore," quips Moonshadow, a hippie who likes to sit in a field and stare up at the clouds. "Before I could see things like wonderful unicorns and majestic dolphins and now its just really hard to look past something that blatantly looks like a fat guy getting spanked by a clown."

One kid was even caught whacking off to the clouds in Flagstaff and was promptly suspended.

So what are we to do about this? There's been talk that the U.S. government is going to send some F-16s up and shoot the clouds out of the sky but most people agree that would be a bit rash. Some wonder whether they should just pay off Mother Nature and hope she returns to her old self or at least decides to make the clouds form into happy things.

As for me, I'm content just to keep puffing my weed and staring up at the sky.