WHO WRITES THIS SHIT?

Lets face it, the Internet is a mysterious place. You read stuff on it every day and don't even know who's writing it. For all you know it could be some hermaphrodite who gets all his info from Oprah. Well not us, my friend! We watch Oprah, but we don't believe a thing that fat bitch says, although her book club is fabulous!

EasyMidget is written every month by Aaron Granlund and Sean Huet. They are from the same gene pool as they happen to be cousins (not the kissing kind you sick son of a bitch!). They are the kind of people who would actually consider working at a carnival... if the pay was good of course, and if there was a guarantee of getting to smell like sawdust and elephant shit.

Aaron Granlund
"My dream is to be an Olympic javelin thrower. If that doesn't work out, I have a backup plan that includes shooting heroin in a State Fair port-o-potty.
Astrological Sign: Sagittarius
Likes: listening to John Madden's reading of "A Christmas Carol", short walks on the beach, and the comic genius of L. Ron Hubbard.

Sean Huet
Likes: Killing giraffes with my bare hands while on safaris.

According to our experts, An '83 Pro Card Sean Huet can fetch as much as $.0004 on eBAY. On the other hand, you can also buy dirty underwear for $100 so this isn't a very good testament to valuation. What makes this card so special is the signature. 1983 was considered by most baseball afficcianados to be Huet's breakthrough season in Grafton Little League.