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COMPLETE ARCHIVE

The following is a complete list of all the articles published in Easy Midget from 2001 to present. Clicking on a link will open a new browser window to make navigation easy.

The Basque Bean Gorging Festival

The truth about Lance Armstrong's Balls

An interview with cartoonist Johnny Ryan

Sam Donaldson's Hair interviews rap duo Cobra Commander

Michael Jackson to star in ABC's The Bachelor

I knock boots til 7 in the morning, not 6

Make your own Bloody Nose Rose

John Madden's Pro Skater

Feminist Loves New Gillete Razor

Taliban math quiz

Dick Van Patten's weblog

Interview with cartoonist John Backderf

The Easy Midget Help Wanted section

Olympians love "International" House of Pancakes

Easy Midget fiction: "A Cockfight Debt"

Will Smith as "Ali" Part 2

Awful fan fiction: Quantum Leap

Rugby drinking songs

40 ounce taste test

Yanni: Teen Savior

Sam Donaldson's Hair interviews Don King's manservant

Easy Midget's New Year's resolutions

Dean Kamen's dog scooter

2001: year in review

More advice from the Lovedockter

Town to add Kool-Aid to drinking water

Holiday whores

A tribute to hobo snuff films

Cast of "Stomp" stomps a guy, takes wallet

Medium Rare: our take on meat

Retort to the angry Dutch guy

More advice from the Lovedockter

Clouds have been forming obscene gestures lately

An Internet diversion

How George Lucas downloaded Star Wars from SETI


Appreciating airbrush art

The prophecies of Miss Cleo

We love seal clubbers

Jesse Ventura: Imbecile of the month

The theft and ransom of the Soaring Eagle Award

Bomb the Dutch

An open letter to Brittany Spears from Sid Vicious

Must-See TV to continue throughout nuclear holocaust

Fantasy Island Football

Halloween costume ideas

Mail order brides

Michael Jordan's legacy is a sham

Sam Donaldson's Hair interviews John Wayne Bobbit's penis

The Poor Man's Awards

Winners from our Goat-Fucking Hillbilly photo contest

Newsflash: Easy Midget to be produced by Third World children

How to make a good prison shank

More advice from the Lovedockter

Details from the Easy Midget creativity retreat

Video Review: "Mr. Death"

Website Review: The awful cartoons of professor Dennis Baron

Poop graffiti

Captain Crunch is a pussy

Ripken to fans: Stop making me cry! (from 2001)

An interview with the idiot who actually bought a yellow X-Terra

Secrets of "Why cats purr" revealed!

Help find Stinko the chimp

Man sues mountain in slip-and-fall case

DVD Review: "Traffic" Sucks!

Soldiers of fashion: The raspberry berets

True Stats: Easy Midget's top 20 referral search phrases

Easy Midget's newly drafted mission statement

Letters to the editor

Zen of midget maintenance

Smoke longer: Meter-long cigarettes!

More advice from the Lovedockter

Women-in-prison movies

Easy Midget fiction: "A Yarn"

Dan Rather is a moron

Smallz's Top Ten

Change the National Anthem to Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train"

Researchers dethaw mammoth, grill it up

Sam Donaldson's Hair interviews Sally Struthers

Advice from the Lovedockter

The myth of the XFL's demise

Benny Hinn: Rockstar

Confessions of a formaldehyde eater

All about the "chintee"

Breakfast Pokemon

Sam Donaldson's Hair interviews Richard Dean Anderson

Easy Midget fashion tips

Sheep of the Year

Kato Kaelin for Man of the Year

Sam Donaldson's Hair interviews Lou Ferrigno

George Foreman's Ass Grill

Easy Midget fiction: "Pimpin' Ain't Easy"

Lost Ben Franklin sayings

 


These are some Easy Midget animations that used to be page headers. Some have audio.

Olympic Ski Jump

Mini Iverson

E-Z Rider

 

 

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