LEGAL SHIT

EasyMidget.com is a parody, a joke, a bunch of funny gags. It has nothing to do with midgets although if you are a connoisseur of midget imagery you will be delighted to know that this site is full of midget imagery. We're not lawyers, but you should know by now that:

EasyMidget.com is a satirical magazine published monthly on the first of each month by Aaron Granlund and Sean Huet.
EasyMidget.com uses make-believe names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
The content of this web-site--graphics, text and other elements--is © Copyright 2001-2003 by EasyMidget.com, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of Aaron Granlund or Sean Huet and Major League Baseball.
EasyMidget.com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
EasyMidget.com is not responsible for the content on sites linked from this website.
The jokes found herein do not reflect the opinions or views of any of the advertisers on this site. The fact that there are actually people willing to advertise on this site is a miracle anyway, so don't scare them away.

We do not accept submissions or story ideas. Please don't send us shit. Its not that we don't think you're funny its just that everything that appears on EasyMidget.com is unique, handwritten, or hand-drawn by Aaron Granlund or Sean Huet.

EasyMidget.com reserves the right to call your grandmother a wrinkled old whore.

EasyMidget.com assumes that you have a sense of humor. I mean why else would you be at this site?

Regarding Parody and Satire:

U.S. Code; Copyrights - Sec. 107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use

Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include -

(1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether
such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit
educational purposes;
(2) the nature of the copyrighted work;
(3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in
relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
(4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or
value of the copyrighted work. The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.

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